Hello David may I borrow an egg?
buttsarefunny:

kaytlunwhys:

I googled sexy Godzilla.


is nobody gonna talk about this one

buttsarefunny:

kaytlunwhys:

I googled sexy Godzilla.

is nobody gonna talk about this one

mrblusky:

mrblusky:

one time i got high and stared at a bunch of bananas on google image search for like ten minutes

image im not kidding

When You Get Egg

badkidsjokes:

what do you call it when you get egg in your eye

egg eye

mrblusky:

finish cake

mrblusky:

my breakfast

mrblusky:

my breakfast

mrblusky:

aaaaalty:

mrblusky:

aaaaalty:

mrblusky:

no.w…………….. k..i.ss…..



SIHT I FORGOT ABOUT BOTH OF THESE THINGS

i have more


im going to cry ohmy god

mrblusky:

aaaaalty:

mrblusky:

aaaaalty:

mrblusky:

no.w…………….. k..i.ss…..

heard u need more gay robots oh my god i am so sorry  i love you?????????? IM GOING TO CRY??

SIHT I FORGOT ABOUT BOTH OF THESE THINGS

i have more

image

im going to cry ohmy god